Joke Time: Which is Better?

Two boys argue over whose parents are better.
The first boy says, "My dad's better than your dad."

Joke Time: A Man Walks Into A bar

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The Postman And The Party

One Monday morning the Postman is cycling through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Derek, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and wine bottles for the recycling bin.

Might Be Late

Four co-workers always golfed as a group at 7 A.M. every Sunday.

Unfortunately, one of them was transferred out of town, so they began talking about how they would fill out the foursome.

A woman standing nearby said, “Hey, I like to golf. May I join the group?”

The True Story Of The Three Bears

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning when the Three Bears came for breakfast…..

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table and he
looks into his small bowl. It is empty.

“Who’s been eating my porridge?” he squeaks.

A Man Utd Fan Dies And Goes To Heaven

A Manchester United fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his red top. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter.

“Hello mate” says St. Peter, “I’m sorry, no Man Utd fans in heaven.”